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I find this funny considering the only Paula Deen recipe I have ever made was her Ooey Gooey Butter Cake!  lol  I've never put so much butter in one item in my life!  lol

I find this funny considering the only Paula Deen recipe I have ever made was her Ooey Gooey Butter Cake! lol I've never put so much butter in one item in my life!

The opinions expressed by the husband of this house are not necessarily those of the management.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Remember when nurses, teachers, firefighters & municipal workers crashed the economy & took billions in bonuses and bailouts?

No amount of alcohol makes 'Red Solo Cup' tolerable to listen to.

No amount of alcohol makes "Red Solo Cup" tolerable to listen to! I have never seen such truth be spoken!

Literally dying at this right now!

With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of funny thing is that was my weight when I was born

So true & SOO boring!

Maybe if you stopped posting pictures of yourself in front of a mirror and went out and got a life you would actually meet someone. Just a thought.

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my pinterest board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;-) | eCards

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my Kicks & Giggles board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;

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Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

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Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I may look calm, but in my head, I've punched you in the face 3 times.

too funny

I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole. Sad but true.and I guess not really funny?

Just right for me. 7pm is "Gown time" for me!!

Who said it was wrong in the first place? The minute I walk in the door I am running to my pjs

haha I think I said this word for word to someone. I will take a stack please

Courtesy card: when someone comes up to you at a bar, club and you just DO NOT want to be a bitch and embarrass them.boom here is your courtesy card! Great idea but I think it could be rephrased with a bit more tact though.

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As soon as I get a "real" job after graduating, anything that doesn't go to bills & savings is going towards credit card & student loans. I want to be debt free by the time I'm

I hope Ben never reads this after 14 years I finally got him to hold farts while in the car! Lol .. Funny but true!

I hope Ben never reads this after 14 years I finally got him to hold farts while in the car! Funny but true!

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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: If by 'Let's agree to disagree,' you really mean: 'Let's each continue to think the other person is a fucking idiot,' then, yeah, sure.

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