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No DOUBT! Funny Friendship Ecard: They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. At this point, my dear, I should be able to bench-press a Buick.

My children are my first priority! I love them so very much!

Maybe this is a good reminder of why our national divorce rate is so high. Do I love my children with all of my heart? But does my husband come first?

Playing favorites is one of the most damaging problems in any group of people!! by @quotesgram

Playing favorites is one of the most damaging problems in any group of people, including a family.

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Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is, if you caught me then you were speeding too.

cindersk:  Just throwing this out there.

Rottenecards - You're a big scoop of awesomeness, covered with nerd, sprinkled with bad ass, and topped off with a big dollop of fucking hot.

I wish you would!

I wish a bitch would for real.I aint gotta talk shit cuz I'm confident in myself.ive learned the biggest pussies talk the biggest game then run with their tail between their legs when i step up.

My kids are my world! So if you don't bother to visit them, ask how they are or show interest don't act surprised when I treat you the same way.

Free, Baby Ecard: My kids are my world! So if you don't bother to visit them, ask how they are or show interest don't act surprised when I treat you the same way.

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Rottenecards - I woke up today and spun the Wheel of Attitude. it landed on bitch again!

3/5/14 . . . company is coming - time to clean house! Those woodland animals would really come in handy.

I dont care Disney lied to us about Prince Charming I'm more upset about forest creators unwillingness to clean house.

Yeah, I'm not so sure I want to be a stay at home mom. Ever.. Maybe work part time... yeah,... I like that idea.

Stay at home mom by day. Stay at home mom by night. No weekends off, no vacation days & its always overtime!

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Then they handcuffed me and said 'Anything you say can and will be held against you.' So I said 'Jon Bon Jovi.

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