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OMG. Total tom boy growing up! Loved my ninja turtles! | See more about ninja turtles, monster trucks and turtles.

"I was kind of a tomboy growing up. yeah, I had barbies. but only because my ninja turtles needed some hoes." haha this was definitely me when I was little

Watch yoaz but in the mean time don't let no lesser touch yoaz.

To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: “Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.” While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives.

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My quiet, sunny demeanor makes you think I'm a pushover, but really it's just a distraction while I size up your weaknesses for the perfect way to take your dumb ass down.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: My quiet, sunny demeanor makes you think I'm a pushover, but really it's just a distraction while I size up your weaknesses for the perfect way to take your dumb ass down.

If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say now you're super mad!  If they laugh marry them.

I am going to put the cape on me next time i get mad . and when he asks, I will tell him I am Super Mad. Sounds like a great way to laugh and make up. If it doesn't work, I will stick my tongue out at him.

je ne veux pas mourir toute seule

I want someone who won't lead me on. won't replace me with someone else. won't give me a reason to doubt them. will fall in love with everything I am and accept who I'm not

Rejection will never hurt for as long as regret. Sometimes I'm not so sure about this, but I wish I was.

Rejection will never hurt for as long as regret.never be afraid to start a relationship with someone you really think is special. It will be well worth the risk of rejection.

Ecards - confession of a single woman

Confession of a Single Woman: So you want to casually date and have casual sex with multiple women. Then you're going to decide who you want to be exclusive with. You can 'casually' go f**k yourself.

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Funny Flirting Ecard: You're hot enough that I'm not remotely embarrassed about how many times you've caught me ogling you.

Men see and think, Women see and think............

Men look at a woman's behind and think 'Wow what an ass.' Women look at a man's face and think the same thing.

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