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@Tasnuva Latif

Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two

I made the decision to get married. My believes are divorce is not an option, there is no plan B.

"My wife Mary & I have been married for 47 years and not once have considered divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never" Jack Benny :)

: ) I love this! If only! Haha...

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If Women Ruled The World..

If Women Ruled The World..

Less stressful than war. If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not speaking to each other.

Opinions.

36 of My Favorite Silly, Crazy or Funny Quotes For the Day

Goes along with, "Well don"t ask for my opinion if you don't want to hear it!

.HAHA. my life.

Every time I go out in public and see people I know.

I wish more people practiced the art of "pretending". My world would be sooo.much better;

And even then mine is pretty thin! Lol

Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses.it's also what teachers have when there are witnesses.

Love you and everything you do for me and everyone momma

What moms REALLY want for Mother's Day from their kids. i dont drink wine, but this is funny!

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

Irrational fear.

"I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day." Oh my gosh. This is so me. I thought I was the only one!

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Hell hath not fury like your kid catching you throwing away ANYTHING, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican drug lord. Or your husband.just sayin'.

Being an adult from www.lolwall.co

After giving it a lot of thought // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - So true!

Yes very!

so glad I was young and stupid before camera phones and social media

Hell hath no fury...

Mother in Law Quotes Mother in Law Quotes i. some cute, funny and hilarious quotes about mother-in-law.

All the time!

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

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