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Life isn't always Burger King. You can't always have it your way.

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lulz...though I will say...I kinda wish the apostrophe had made an appearance or two in this quote...

"You see, our company's motto is "Maybe it's natural, Maybe it's Maybelline!" "Maybe it's Maybelline, maybe it's PHOTOSHOP!

Sarcasim...duh!

I HATE when people call or text me at and ask this!

It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet but when I'm quiet, people ask me, what's wrong with me..

This is so me! If I'm ever quiet, people ask me what's wrong.

Life is short - Smile while you still have teeth. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

I dedicate this ... to Trevor

I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

Calvin Klein & VS

My point Exactly~ :D Calvin Klein model~ Goes with VS~ Angel :D

Which would only end in her hand going numb for hours, but at least she would feel better.

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

Be awesome

My daily routine: get up, be amazing, go back to bed. (Sometimes the be amazing part is short lived but who's counting!

This happens all the time!

"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong". Some where over the rainbow, way up sky. Did she get that wrong?

yeppers!!

Lord, give me patience, not strength!how i feel at work EVERY DAY.

Always love how a little sunny perspective can change challenging to inspiration.

This cracked me up and reminded me of you Lexie Lane!

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

Sometimes you just have to let things play out.....

For my BFF.Sometimes you have to stop worrying, wondering and doubting. Have faith that things will work out, maybe not how you planned, but just how it's meant to be.

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