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Bo-az  @mynooly

To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: “Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.” While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives.

Haha, soo true. Although there is seriously nothing hotter than a "tough guy" who is good with kids.

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Funny doggy texts

I wanted to show you how I have already lost 24 pounds from a new natural weight loss product and want others to benefit aswell. - If dogs could text


All the time.

I did this the other weekend.except replace "monsters" with "zombies." Someone was shooting off and I thought, "What if those are rifles? What if it's zombies?" This is why I choose not to watch scary movies! :) I've got "scary" covered.

Get over it. I simply do not give a fuck about you or your problems you make up. How about you calm down and stop acting so pathetic.

Giving a fuck is not my division. Sherlock e-cards by Alice X.

Lead me not into temptation ... oh hell ... just follow me, I know a shortcut ...

Let's have Fun! Temptation can lead to a wonderful adventure sometimes.

Hatred...the worst kind

Free and Funny News Ecard: I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

It's  May and I haven't received my annual speeding ticket yet! *knock on wood*

Funny Police Traffic Speed Limit Sign Joke Picture Quote - Yes officer, I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn't see you

ecard – Why did I unfriend you on Facebook? – Because your statuses are annoying and I hate your face.

Funny pictures about Why did I unfriend you? Oh, and cool pics about Why did I unfriend you? Also, Why did I unfriend you?

Yes, yes I have... ex-BOYFRIEND though, not spouse.

Was I drunk the entire relationship? Was I drunk the entire relationship? Was I drunk the entire relationship?

..oh and in that quote you may not see it but jessica (the girl that fell at a wedding) and ashley (she went to my friends birthday party and fell out of the limo

I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug! My friends and I used to say this all the time!

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.