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My battery died in my car remote. I had to insert the key like some kind of goddamn animal.

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shoot pack lunch dinner breakfast for the next day because its going to take a long while funny ecard


i don't have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now. Funny Ecards - 20 Pics wren wren Sullivan us with the children.

@Martha R.- whenever someone needs punching in the face, I think of you. lol.

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

I changed my...

Funny Confession Ecard: I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now. So funny

You call it "road rage". I call it, "Aggressively maneuvering around assholes that don't know how to fucking drive!"

You call it road rage. I call it aggressively driving around assholes who don't know how to fucking drive!

You had me at I play rugby

Funny Confession Ecard: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But I am pregnant, and its your baby! This would be funny altered and sent to family as an announcement.


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I don't even know wtf you are trying to make sense of. How much clearer did u need it to be for u? YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO HAVE A CHANCE. IT WAS FREAKING BUSINESS. PERIOD. You getting all moppy and down about it only shows the pure patheticness you carry. He's fucking married. You weren't  trying to be his friend bitch who u trying to lie to, Me or yourself? 5 years later your dumb ass still has hope for some delusion you play in your head. It will NEVER be reality.

They seem to be making their daily personal challenge. It's really unbelievable how stupid people can be.

my thoughts exactly !

My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on. Every day of my life!


Funny Lunch/Dinner Ecard: I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over!