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Gotta love the victim card!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

That's right!!

Freak Show Friday #8

I gotta remember this quote for next time someone's a smartass to me.

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I did learn. The older you get the faster you learn the lesson.

something to think about

Free and Funny News Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

How about the moment when you punish your kids and realize you sound exactly like your mom! Scary!!

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That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

sarcasm in lieu of daily beatings...your choice...

Funny Confession Ecard: I use sarcasm because beating the crap out of people is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I know, I know...I stood up for myself. Go ahead & pretend to be the victim now, you do it so well.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I know, I know.I stood up for myself. Go ahead & pretend to be the victim now, you do it so well.

Have a nice day...

Bahaha everyday at work! Change to read 'I have to remember that the .

I know I know I stood up for myself

My life story. Saying this next time someone doesn't like the fact that I stood up for myself, minus the swear word.

I can't come into work today because I'm all out of Xanax.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit any more.

See more Quotes about You flipped the bitch switch, so buckle up and enjoy the ride, asshole

Omg i so wanna tell a few people this right now!!

The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It.

Xx

Some people think they are champagne in a tall glass, when actual fact they're luke warm piss in a plastic cup

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