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I'm sorry, I'm about to lose you because I'm about to drive into a tunnel in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up the phone.

25 People Who Could Teach You A Thing Or Two About Flirting

I laughed. I groaned. 12 Funny And Stupid Jokes That Will Make You Laugh And Groan At The Same Time…

"YOU CAN LOOK CUT WITHOUT DRESSING LIKE A TOTAL SLUT"

Actress Zooey Deschanel poses at the Hollywood Life House on January 2009 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Zooey Deschanel

eCards - I saw a girl texting and driving the other day and it really pissed me off so I rolled down my window and threw a beer at her.

Funny, although I don't drink beer. eCards - I saw a girl texting and driving the other day and it really pissed me off so I rolled down my window and threw a beer at her.

something like that.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not saying I 'hate' you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert.

Men see and think, Women see and think............

Men look at a woman's behind and think 'Wow what an ass.' Women look at a man's face and think the same thing.

I'm no psychiatrist but I'm fairly certain you suffer from an overestimated sense of self-importance.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm no psychiatrist but I'm fairly certain you suffer from an overestimated sense of self-importance.

Today's hairstyle is called "And I didn't brush my teeth either." #Fatigue #ChronicFatigue #Pain #Sore #Stiff #Hurt #Exhausted #Tired #DisabilityNinjas #Disability #ChronicIllness #ChronicPain #InvisibleIllness

Tuesday10: My Favorite e-Cards

Funny Work Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description Thanks for saving me the trouble Sharing is Caring – Don’t forget to share this quote !

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Funny Confession Ecard: Some people just need a high five In the face With a chair. - Too funny!

Yup that's me

This is me and it always gets me in trouble. Why can't I keep my mouth shut. Does it really matter that everyone else is thinking it?

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I find it easy to act like I don't care because I don't.

LOL by vny

by the power vested in me, i now pronounce you *blocked* and *deleted* you may now kiss my ass.

Long toenails gross me out!!!

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could swoop out of the sky & snatch your dinner from a lake.

Few more years! But this is still how i feel

I'm 30 but I still feel like I'm Until I hang out with 20 year olds. Then I'm like no, never mind, I'm 30 x

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