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this is hilarious! Haas Reason why we put up with the grunting meatheads at the gym

Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.

Free and Funny Weddings Ecard: Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.

Just right for me. 7pm is "Gown time" for me!!

Who said it was wrong in the first place? The minute I walk in the door I am running to my pjs

Ty

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You, keep your mouth shut. Grey's Anatomy is on.

You, keep your mouth shut. Grey's Anatomy is on. This is me every Thursday night!

'Omg! Look at this stomach!' 'I know we gotta start our diets.' 'I hear you.'...'hey you want some Ice cream?'...'sure.'

Look at this stomach!' 'I know we gotta start our diets.'hey you want some Ice cream?

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I am really sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid, but honestly, i really thought you already knew!

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Cause of Death: 'Patient laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died.'

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Cause of Death: 'Patient laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died.'-----> I will never not pin this!

Bahhaha! Maybe if I tell Daniel this, he won't shave his annual Christmastache. PLEAASSEEE NOOO!

This is my daily life! I always laugh and say, "some of my best work is under pressure" the truth is I always say, "I will do it later"

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