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Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat?

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FAT Truth #5

Whoever said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" has clearly never had cupcakes. Or chocolate. Or pizza. Nothing in this world beats the taste of chocolate, nothing.

where's my little gus gus? or the birds that sew...i've got some mending that needs help. *sigh*

I dont care Disney lied to us about Prince Charming I'm more upset about forest creators unwillingness to clean house.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail!

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Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! laughing out loud

DIY Vintage Chic: Top Ten Tuesday ~ A Womans Life ~ No.6

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. Usually on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.

Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

Oh you married for love? Love meaning money. Ah ok, let me know how that goes.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: That's how I roll, ladylike with a wad of bitch in my back pocket

Everything Paleo!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'd do anything to lose except eat healthy and work out.

That's my story.....

Funny Confession Ecard: According to this BMI chart. At least I figured out the problem.

Probably more than I care to admit lol

Expresso yourself: 10 awesome quotes to boost that caffeine-buzz

For real!!!

Do you ever get the feeling that your Fairy Godmother stepped out for a smoke? - I could sure use mine right now.

forever going to be my insult. And I should of said this when I was the fairy godmother!

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