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And when you come to a fork in the road, well, take it. Because, hey, free fork.

Hahahhahahahhahaha!!!

I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people...

I worry that I might be ugly. Then I look in the mirror and am delighted to find that I'm fucking gorgeous.

Oh heh.Funny Confession Ecard: I worry that I might be ugly. Then I look in the mirror and am delighted to find that I'm fucking gorgeous.

Your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you.`

Your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you. So True, or enough to make me hide your post!

Saturday Craze – Setting the tone with brio | PMSLweb

Saturday Craze – Setting the tone with brio - PMSLweb

I'm not going to watch what I pin because you want to read something into nothing.  If I fucking like something then I will fucking pin it or like it if I fucking want to.  I don't even know how you read anything into that.  Damn this shit is getting so fucking old!!!!

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I have a drama free life, but I swear some of my friends are still stuck in High school.

At first, I thought "fort" was "fart." I laughed. THAT was when I realized I needed to grow up.. :p

I have a lot of growing up to do. I have a lot of growing up to do. I have a lot of growing up to do.

Dear Axe Body Spray, Please put a suggested serving size on your bottle. Sincerely, Choking girls everywhere.

A guy I work with sprays Axe Body Spray all over himself after every break to "cover up" the smell of cigarette smoke. He continues to smell like smoke and now also smells of nasty Axe Body Spray.

OMG YES!!!!

Some men must have been conceived through anal sex. There's no way someone could be that big of an asshole naturally.

Today I don't feel like doing anything.except you - my husband. I'll do you!

I Know I Have One  See more funny pics at killthehydra.com!

lol tis true sometimes.girls do say suck my dick even tho we don't have one. wonder if that saying would make it as far as suck my dick. Oh just some random thoughts.

omggg bahahahaha yesss @Brittany Kowal remember how long i had to be the bigger person lol

omggg bahahahaha yesss Kowal remember how long i had to be the bigger person lol

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