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Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: However do you keep yourself from choking on that constant flow of bullshit coming out of your mouth? You are amazing!

I know this isn't nice, but it makes me really think of someone nasty.

“It’s called ‘irony’ sweetheart. You know, you tried to make my life miserable, but in the end your life sucks .

I know just the person for this...

I hope the bus you threw me under swerves to hit you on the sidewalk. Lol I get thrown under the bus a lot!

Really? Now your the saint? Call me a whore? You're a crazy loser! Move along dumb ass!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

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Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Wait, come back. You forgot your bullshit.

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Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

True!

"A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house." Although mine usually does clean the house too:)

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