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With my pasty white skin, ample curves, and hatred of manual labor, I would have dominated the century! I've always said I was born in the wrong era

Turn off ur straightner!!

But mine should say curling iron. And the oven! Turn Off Your Straightener Door Mat / Area Rug Funny Door Mat, Clever Door Mat

Haha yes so true well there’s more too it than that but you know

Pretty much sums it up, except I don't like Starbucks or wine and girls nights are annoying haha

Hahaha // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - #lol #humor #funnypictures

Someday our future kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is They'll wear leggings with Ugg Boots and twerk to "Call me maybe". So true and slightly embarrassing for us!

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I wish there were more hours in the day and boys were nice and bread didn't make you fat. Story of my life .

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Quote: If showing up in a robe and tiara with a box of wine is wrong, then maybe I don't fully comprehend how Casual Friday actually works.

Running is not my strength

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

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