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I've gotta work on the first two but I've got the last one all taken care of.

The good thing about marriage…

The good thing about marriage…

inspiration: fortune cookie: "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: Good luck explaining to your kids why it's okay for Santa to be morbidly obese.

Text message from Mom: I'm leaving for the weekend so I hid $100 in your room for food, clean your room and you will find it.

Awesome idea for cleaning my room. I have trouble with a clean room I'm so busy. Maybe mom should hide one of my paychecks.

take that santa claus

25 Christ-Centered Christmas Traditions

This month is for MY holiday! Now hop in that sleigh and wait your turn!" Thanksgiving and Christmas. Turkey and Santa

"Excuse me, could you shut the fuck up? This is my favorite part of the song."

It seriously seems like they won't talk through the entire song, then when my fave part come they can't stfu.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

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Funny pictures about It's complicated. Oh, and cool pics about It's complicated. Also, It's complicated photos.

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