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It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

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*Disclaimer - I DO NOT agree that as a group men are rather stupid. I just recognize this line from a Mary Poppin's song we danced to when my dd was young.

and then I"ll do like I am twenty, and not be able to move for the next two days, because my body is screaming in pain for thinking I am twenty !!!

My mind says I'm in my twenties, my body says yeah you wish!Shut up body!

so true! #dora

Funny pictures about Stranded on a desert island. Oh, and cool pics about Stranded on a desert island. Also, Stranded on a desert island photos.

wait. really though funny-funny

hey arnold's skirt is really his shirt? i always thought it was a kilt. about time in my life to finally get this figured out.

I just aged myself, but hey--

Respect old people: they graduated from high school and colleges without the internet/computers in general!

Take that!

I don`t want to brag or make anybody jealous, but.I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.

text me quotes quote phone lol funny quotes texts

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

my last neighborhood

:o) so funny! even funnier is that my neighbor is a State Farm Agent!

Yes...yes she is! @Askale Martin

My husband's wife is freakin' AWESOME! This is so true! Every wife should have this pinned. Cursing Mama says, "Sometimes the truth is awesome!

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