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Trust me. When I woke up today I had no plans to be this sexy. But hey, shit happens!

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

its true. in fact i try having full blown conversations with my husband as he tried to fall asleep

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning

the light is for the Penguin that lives in the fridge of course!

If we're not meant to have midnight snacks then why is there a light in the fridge? C: I rest my case, lol!



I want four kids named Stacy, Luke, Martha, and Sparta. So when I have Stacy.

I hate that I get instantly pissed at more than 2 sneezes. Me or them.

My life!