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Men will never know the agony of childbirth, menstrual cramps, or taking off glitter nail polish.

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A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

For my 20 year old son.  Being married is awesome so find a nice girl and stay at the party. You don't have to sacrifice the fun you are having.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me. well-i-thought-it-was-funny

Bhahahahaha!! You both are fucking retards! The apple doesn't fall far from the tree :)

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

All true!

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Just took off glitter polish.sooo true -_- glitter nail polish is the worst

Always there for me...@hollye

I don't often talk shit about people and if I do its usually things I've said to their face but it still would be GREAT to have a friend like this! Who's signing up to be that friend?

Don't feel bad that a 15 year old gymnast has accomplished more with her life than you ever will.  At least your boobs are bigger and you can eat carbs.

Free and Funny News Ecard: Don't feel bad that a 15 year old gymnast has accomplished more with her life than you ever will. At least your boobs are bigger and you can eat carbs.

Not pole dancing, but regular dancing. This totally happened last weekend lol.

Ahh yeah, one of the reasons I don't drink often. Funny Weekend Ecard: Those five seconds where you go from tipsy to pole dance wasted.

Thanks for saying my face looks like I'm ill with no makeup

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay.Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.

Hahaha!! Yup!

LolSoTrue: # 344 when i text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?

We've been handling & telling the stories for how long now?!?!

Funny Friendship Ecard: Being my best friend means listening to stories about my bowl movements. Are you sure you can handle this?

I had to be put in a separate hallway in kindergarten for naps because I distracted myself and others from nap time.

And all the people said, Amen!

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

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Willy Wonka is a rather condescending fellow. Willy Wonka shares a few truths about life in a condescending way in this hilarious Willy Wonka meme picture collection.

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