Just misread it as: "Are you a side effect of my MEDITATION." Maybe it's important to note all our misreads as it's important to note our dreams immediatelly when we wake up (it get lost from memory in 10 minutes after awakening).
Please grow the fuck up. Self harm is not a trend. Anorexia is not a phase. Depression is not an act. Homosexuality is not a choice. Sexual assault is not provoked. Suicide is not a result of cowardice.