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*Wine Pong*

I would play wine pong. Here is a game for me! Better than beer pong.even though when I played beer pong I cheated and had my own drink!

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

Let's open a new store called Forever 39. We can sell wine and spanx.

Let's open a new store called Forever We can sell wine and spanx. Omg I'm closer to 39 than

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A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

If Facebook had a 'who really cares' button. Honey you would finally get the attention you crave.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

They should put more wine in the bottle...so there's enough for two people.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: They should put more wine in the bottle. so there's enough for two people.

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You can order wine at McDonald's in Europe! Unfortunately, it is not named McWine. Marketing opportunity = missed.

Where's my wine?

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't wait for my wine to get here.I mean my husband to get here. Replace wine with vodka.

My Life Motto: Coffee, Water, Wine, Repeat

My Life Motto: Coffee, Water, Wine, Repeat

Funny Confession Ecard: Coffee keeps me busy until it's acceptable to drink wine. Haha - too funny!

95% of the decisions in my life.. - http://jokideo.com/95-of-the-decisions-in-my-life/

Ecard : of the decisions I'm my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good

Funny Flirting Ecard: I am literate, I like beer, I have dogs and a valid driver's license. Plus, I'm really good at parallel parking. I'm kind of a catch.

"I am literate, I like beer, I have dogs and a valid driver's license. I'm kind of a catch." Well I have a cat but I like dogs too!

Wine doesn't have the calorie count written on the label. So I'm going to take that to mean it doesn't have any.

Funny Confession Ecard: Wine doesn't have the calorie count written on the label.

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