Explore Someecards, Wise Words, and more!

Exactly - Click image to find more Humor Pinterest pins

So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. My husband still repeats himself, I'm like, "oh I heard you perfectly!

fakkee

ecards, profess love, significant other, daily basis, punch you in the face

Running is not my strength

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

The joy of laundry

Funny Family Ecard: Folding Laundry with a Toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it. So true

I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

So true. nailed-it-

Create 4k plus links from mediawiki and web 2 0 targets

A woman is helpless only while her nail funny quotes quote truth women girl quotes helpless nails done

No your just a cunt and a whore

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.

yes...yes it would!

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

Someecards

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I'm eating my feelings and they taste delicious.

Pinterest
Search