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That lying cheating way of thinking is forever. He will always be looking for the next one to cheat with. Did you really think he would stop with you? He has cheated on three wives. I have known him since we were five years old. He is narcissistic and can make anyone believe anything. He will always lie about his guilt and never admit to his failures.

Congrats on getting your boyfriend to leave his loving & devoted wife for you. Your prize is a man who has no problem lying & cheating on the one person he vowed to love, honor, and cherish. Good luck with that BITCH!


Scratch Vogue, and maybe not so early on the morning part, but definitely messy hair, coffee, and some dead uncle's big shirt.

Let's see, I've been called curmudgeon-y, pretentious, and someone has told me they wish I would get Ebola. I responded accordingly. Pretty accurate.

Friends will be friends

TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

So much easier

Cross out the word husband and replace with boyfriend, and this is my life!


for sure, double Crown (top shelf, please) with coke for color~work a miracle.

Funny Family Ecard: The key to getting along with people is to either lower your expectations - or learn to drink.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.

yup that's how it goes

"I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet. I get hungry." Well I really do get faint and shaky if I don't eat often enough.

Especially when the little bitch talks bad about my children who are innocent and very sweet!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I really hate that I'm a good person and will take the high road. She needs a good ass kicking.

@Stacey S @Carol Garrison @Jessica Franklin @Lorraine Reeb

Funny Friendship Ecard: I can tell we will be good friends by that inappropriate and judging comment you just made.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard:I'm the lead float in the Bitch Parade.

I don't always act like a bitches, but when I do,I am the lead float in tha bitch parade.