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Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Technically I was wrong, but technically I don't want to admit it, so technically fuck you.

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I need a little drinky drink.

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: There may be two sides to every story, but you're still a douche in both of them.

Funny Family Ecard: So you're 10 and have a laptop, iPhone, and an iPad. When I was 10 I had one thing to play with called Outside. That's what your fat little ass is playing with today.

Like a comma!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

"in the months ending in R" September, October, November, December (: (once january hits its usually my new years resolution to start shaving my legs again)

bahahah well said!

Ecards are too funny.

Is it even possible to dislike Disney?

I would be in the penalty box alot

2 scoops of grumpy, bowl full of bitchy

Adult like, actually cats

Free and Funny News Ecard: I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Kinda tired of having a 'job' and having to 'go to work' and 'pay bills'. Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.