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Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Technically I was wrong, but technically I don't want to admit it, so technically fuck you.

@Carolyn De Vera. We were just talking about this!!!!

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I need a little drinky drink.

Poor Destinee

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: There may be two sides to every story, but you're still a douche in both of them.

Hahahaha. To FUNNY

Funny Family Ecard: So you're 10 and have a laptop, iPhone, and an iPad. When I was 10 I had one thing to play with called Outside. That's what your fat little ass is playing with today.

Let's Not Cry Over Spilled Beer

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

Cuddle, not shaving

"in the months ending in R" September, October, November, December (: (once january hits its usually my new years resolution to start shaving my legs again)

I sure was! haha!

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I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

Free and Funny News Ecard: I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

Ha! Me lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Suga daddy

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Kinda tired of having a 'job' and having to 'go to work' and 'pay bills'. Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.

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