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Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Technically I was wrong, but technically I don't want to admit it, so technically fuck you.

Ha ha.. Love it:-)

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

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Funny Family Ecard: Research shows that in of cases, when someone says 'Oh no she didn't!', she in fact, did.

I'm amazed at how many lies you tell...to the family, to the kids and your friends.  Your goal is to see how many people you can get to believe your lies.  You just go around telling people that your bf isnt married.  Last time I checked someone needs to file divorce papers to get a divorce. Sounds like you're a compulsive liar and don't even know what truth means any more...

I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole. Sad but true.and I guess not really funny?

I sure was! haha!

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95% of the decisions in my life.. - http://jokideo.com/95-of-the-decisions-in-my-life/

Ecard : of the decisions I'm my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: They say actions speak louder than words so, instead of telling you how I feel, I'm just going to punch you in the throat.

I know what the problem is

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

Omg, I think this all the time! Lol!

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. so this explains our friendship to a T

Damn I thought I could munch my way to those rock hard abs

I hate it when you open the fridge & can't find what you were looking for.like happiness & perfect abs.

HAHAHA BEST THING EVER!!!

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Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not saying I 'hate' you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert.

Everyday I fall in love with you more and more

Funny Family Ecard: Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying. So true!

Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 11 months from now. Because I'm a woman, and we never forget anything. Ever.

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 11 months from now. Because I'm a woman, and we never forget anything. Ever.

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