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I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

You don't know me.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: screw you recommended serving size.

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper 'No one gives a f**k'.

I tell that fucking bitch all the time. Fuck you fat bitch. Fuck you.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I may look calm, but in my head, I've punched you in the face 3 times.

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I may look calm, but in my head, I've punched you in the face 3 times.

Sometimes I think I should try to be more compassionate and understanding...and then you start talking...

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I think I should try to be more compassionate and understanding.and then you start talking.

It makes me feel like I have to censor myself. I hate censorship. So fuck you and your lack of swearing!

swearing is a great stress reliever, especially if you have a high stress job. I don't mean swearing at people.I mean random words pouring from your mouth while in friends company!

I see those penis enlarging pills are working - you're a bigger dick today than you were yesterday

I see...

Penis enlarging pills are working. You're a bigger dick today than yesterday.

Haha.  sometimes you just have to have the courage to say that to some of the MOST annoying people that think everything is the freakin' business..?

Funny Apology Ecard: This is a list of who asked for your opinion.

Funny Workplace Ecard: People think that just because you tolerate them at work, it makes you friends.. NO, BITCH! I'm just trying to keep my job!

Funny Workplace Ecard: People think that just because you tolerate them at work, it makes you friends. NO, BITCH! I'm just trying to keep my job! Not in my current job, but I know what they're talking about.

Highly appropriate for this broken foot of mine. LOL. Luckily there's pintrest!

This is pretty much the forecast for every single Sunday, no matter how hard I try to make plans and convince myself to be productive

Hahahaha

i don't have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now. Funny Ecards - 20 Pics wren wren Sullivan us with the children.

Nursing report...

Oh sorry about that long pause.I was just trying to bang myself with the phone cord. This is how I feel when dealing with some of the dumbass people that call me at work.

Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free ...and three sizes smaller? | Confession Ecard

This is how i feel at work when i answer the phone :) Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can.