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Funny Confession Ecard: Went to the doctor and found out I was born with too much awesomeness. Most common side effect: an overabundance of HATERS. Turns out I'm gonna survive!


Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: If by 'Let's agree to disagree,' you really mean: 'Let's each continue to think the other person is a fucking idiot,' then, yeah, sure.

esp since you keep pawning her off and taking things away from her for your own selfish reasons. It's HER TURN to live. not yours. not yours anymore.

Irrational sense of entitlement. Today's generation was born with their hand out.

This happens a lot when I look in my rearview mirror as I am leaving work lmao!

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......How people probably see me

What's With The Wannabe Brides On Pinterest?

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

Sadly enough I know a few too many ladies that could def use a pill like this!

Funny Confession Ecard: These pills will make you stop being a crazy bitch. You should take Friend

i'm pretty sure i know the girl who did this. Yes. Yes I do.:)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Oh honey, you must have been confused. You're supposed to live out Bible verses, not just get them tattooed and hope that does the trick.

I'm so blessed to have great friends, but of course my friends would know to bring wine for themselves and a six pack of beer for me :)

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.


I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like, "Bitch, what if I was freestyling?