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"What are you waiting on?"  "The light to change."  "Um, Carla...it's a stop sign."  Stuff happens.

"turning down the music in your car when looking for a street sign because yout hink it will somehow make you see it better." Bahaha Did this yesterday .

Laugh it off

I call that "slaphappy." You get so tired, that you are to the point of being dazed and goofy and weird, all at the same time.

Wow this is me

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I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .


Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. Haha thus the reason I rarely drink orange juice I about died!


Naps are tricky. if I wake up unaware of the year, I just go back to sleep and wake up refreshed later.

funny quotes, boring life seriously, the   first month of college when everyone's like "What do you do for fun?" Uhhhhh,   does Pinterest count?

SO TRUE! But the sad thing is that my life is boring and I realize how bad it is.

Funny Quote - Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places or like my husband, cleans the garage and puts the "stuff" in the living room and not where it belongs


raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.or raisin cheesecake.or raisin cannoli.

All my Kids ... they r sooo crazy

But mom what if they kidnapped me they'd bring you back trust me

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Ha!  So true!

Camping: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person. That and picnics - never understood preparing food in your kitchen and then hauling outside to share with the bugs and the wind and lord knows what else.