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I have no doubt you'll be gainfully employed and in the mood to have sex with me in no time.

And now I'm a sad person for wishing this applied to someone I know.

Quit getting offended at cuss words. I said 'fuck', I didn't smack your baby...get the fuck over it. Fuck.

For fucking real! I have a potty mouth, so yes, I sometimes feel like this.


Funny Friendship Ecard: It's no longer 'box wine'. The classy term is 'Cardboardeaux'. I need some wine.

ameringlish: Bad Luck!

ha, thought about this the other day.wouldnt have had time to pin anyway, we planned ours in 2 months, but would have been nice to have before kids too!