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Ever have one of those days where literally everything pisses you off? Someone could be like "Look at that rainbow", and I'd be all, "Fuck that shit!" ~Ecards, ecards, and some more ecards - CafeMom Mobile

This is so true! I really don't try to be a b*tch but some people just bring it out of me!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you'll ever meet.

Everyone has their family and busy lives and I'm just sitting here waiting for my husband to come back home. #deployment #military #infertility

Everyone has their family and busy lives and I'm just sitting here waiting for my husband to come back home # oilfield wife

Welcome to Topoftheline 99 ~ page 1

Top of the list, bitch. One day I will take care of each one of the three that top that list.

I decided to reward myself with a well-earned glass of wine after a long week. Then realized it was Tuesday. Morning.

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I decided to reward myself with a well-earned glass of wine after a long week. Then realized it was Tuesday morning. Or Wednesday morning.

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Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Another chance? Sorry, Im fresh out of chances. But I have this big middle finger that has been on back order for you.

My life story. Saying this next time someone doesn't like the fact that I stood up for myself, minus the swear word. ;)

My life story. Saying this next time someone doesn't like the fact that I stood up for myself, minus the swear word.

I Pretend To Like People Everyday. It's Called Being An Adult And THAT Is Why We Are Allowed To Buy Alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

Now if this was true...you would have it too...lmao. Thanks for sharing him..lmao. Your attempted  insults are so lame...lmao. Even the pork one..that one was just stupid..lmao. I do love the laughs...and oh btw...you keep saying your a bitch. .but you sound more like a high school girl who can't handle adult life...princess. .lmao ..don't fuck with the queen....lmao

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sometimes I wonder what she has that I dont. And then I realize, probably herpes.

Judging by the looks of your new girlfriend, my suspicions were true: you DO like men!

Free and Funny Congratulations Ecard: Judging by the looks of your new girlfriend, my suspicions were true: you DO like men!

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