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Ever have one of those days where literally everything pisses you off? Someone could be like "Look at that rainbow", and I'd be all, "Fuck that shit!" ~Ecards, ecards, and some more ecards - CafeMom Mobile

Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead . . . .

And then I'm going to get mad at the vacuum cleaner for being a piece of crap that can't even pick up a tiny piece of paper.

too funny

I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole. Sad but true.and I guess not really funny?

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My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on. Every day of my life!

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my pinterest board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;-) | eCards

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my Kicks & Giggles board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges.  I do, however, remember facts.  Forever.  - lol

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges. I do, however, remember facts forever.learning to let go but this is too funny & indicative of the past

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