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Funny Confession Ecard: Just because you put a pretty shirt over your muffin top does not make it a cupcake. Oh, my sides hurt from laughing.

Sometimes I actually tell them :)

butter days - RainbowCircus - Skreened T-shirts, Organic Shirts, Hoodies, Kids Tees, Baby One-Pieces and Tote Bags LOVE IT

'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: 'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? | Birthday Ecard | someecards.com

I'll be saying this to my friends with kids. But then again, this might be why I'm not being invited to the princess parties.

Awesome sentiment!

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

Quotes: "Oh, honey, you have gone beyond #muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits!"

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Oh honey, you have gone beyond muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits.

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