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"Why yes, I can carry on a conversation made up entirely of movie quotes".or TV show quotes in my case.

It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Um...

Bananas are good. Always take a banana to a party. Good source of potassium.

My feelings exactly! Probably why I burn my tongue so often, lol.

Free and Funny Farewell Ecard: I'll be damned if after the 5 longest minutes of my life, I'm going to

yeeeaaaaaahhh.... pretty much :)

I miss being the age when I thought I would have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now. so true

I'm always right lol OKAY?

I'm always right lol OKAY?

Ain't that the truth!

I miss the age when...

I'm 500% done with today and about 35% done with tomorrow. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I'm done with today and about done with tomorrow. SO glad this week is over at work. Hopefully next week won't suck as much

We should probably get therapy for all of these issues we conceal with humor.

We should probably get therapy for all of these issues we conceal with humour. , just sayin.

Really thank you

I wish more people practiced the art of "pretending". My world would be sooo.much better;

kkkkk

It's funny bc it's true! I wore the same outfit for a week one time. It's sad bc yeah, I wore the same outfit for a week. Annnnnnnd bc [tomorrow] is spelled wrong.

Debit card

This reminds me of my pumped at work. it should say "Amount correct?" I hate when the debit/credit card reader at the checkout asks if the amount is okay?

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

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