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HERE HOLD MY DIGNITY... - http://www.razmtaz.com/here-hold-my-dignity/

Here, hold my dignity.I've got some sketchy shit to do. You know you have thought about it at least once. Girl got fed up.

Or; "What are you gonna do? Stab me?!"

The odds are . I don't like, very, very rarely do I say this word, but this is just so me. You betcha This is so much a favorite phrase of my Sisters'

Bitchy dust - using this tomorrow :-)

who sprinkled? rather who made you sprinkle bitchy dust is the question.

Another one for your People I cant stand Board Mam! LOL!    LOVE IT!!!!   OL.

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

... please NO ... not sure I could handle that kind of addiction (or any other), while in process...recovery, yes

I'm addicted to coffee. On the bright side I'm not addicted to cocaine


Yup sure enough iaint stupid i got eyes i can see and hear whats going on why the fuck do i allow myself to be put through all the B. and the lies and deciet. So whats the fuckin point to any of it?

ツ298 said no I'm here to lie an cheat on you an my wife then lie to you both an the blame everyone but myself at least this Valentine day will be amazing with out you !! So glad to get that shit off my shoulders thank you muah good luck on your missions of mental evaluations you both need serious help muah

Sign for home minibar - The Officer Said, "You Drinking" I Said,"You Buying" We Just Laughed and Laughed. I Need Bail Money wood Sign Funny Alcohol Sign.

So true tho!!!! Every time I pick up my cat!!!!

So true tho!!!! Every time I pick up my cat!!!!

LOL. these Christian humor jokes are HILARIOUS                                                                                                                                                                                 More

I want to be so full of Jesus Christ that if a mosquito bites me it flies away singing There Is Power in the BLOOD, Christian humor.