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As a true redhead, I will never say "Check out my AWESOME tan." rather, "Oh, look: More freckles!" It's also the same being a daughter of a red head.

Maybe people would stop thinking you're such a bitch if you stopped being such a bitch

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

Yes please <3

Treat me like a Queen - vintage retro funny quotes

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Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. so this explains our friendship to a T

Damn I thought I could munch my way to those rock hard abs

I hate it when you open the fridge and can't find what you were looking for. Like happiness and perfect abs. Come on, fridge!

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