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This is very true! Beware the sausage casing!!

There's a fine line between a fitted dress and a sausage casing. ~ ha ha ~ you sure see a lot of sausage casings lately!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

I get more cleaning done in the ten minutes before someone comes over than I do in a week. (+ a fast cleaning tip on The Burlap Bag!)

use a squeegee to gather fuzz & fur & hair

Life With 4 Boys: Parenting Funnies - Laugh Out Loud Parenting E-cards Aha the cleaning bug

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Work from Home Humor: I Miss Office Politics

My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum. (I live with some people who are imitating a museum. I'm not naming any names in order to protect the guilty.

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when I win the lottery I'll be prepared to show my new real estate agent, stylist, and personal chef exactly what I want.

Been there! #motherhood

It may require more than a hug, but at 26 I'm pretty sure my Mom can still fix everything

my motto. Had to steal this from my girl @Lesley Howard I mean this is so me!

better late than ugly ;) actually I usually just arrive ugly since I hate being late!

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious.