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Sometimes, the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense I need a nap afterward.I do occasionally practice self control!

Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised, and affecting my life.

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E-card: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life

You can't get it perfect every time. Everyone's learning as they go!

Good Judgment comes from Experience and experience, ~ well that comes from poor Judgement. " Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

I cant quit laughing at this

I don't fart, I whisper in my panties . but sometimes it's a scream. I laughed so hard.

Knight in Shinning Armour..... Or not!

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

This is the other half... constantly creates a mess hoping i'll pick up after him

Crafty Coolers

I don't hold grudges. I remember facts. Actually I do hold grudges.

Same shit, different day

Don't worry Dick's Hideaway is ready to make your work week better, keep your pants on and visit us soon.

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.

Free, Confession Ecard: You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.

Sometimes I say stuff without even meaning to be funny and I'm like "Man, my subconscious is hilarious!"

"Sometimes I say stuff without even meaning to be funny and I'm like 'Man, my subconscious is hilarious!'" - YOUR ECARDS - funny

There is no need for me to seek revenge on you. Looking at you, it seems to me like karma & your parents genes took care of that already.

When an ugly whore refers to the man's wife she was fucking as fat & ugly.Look at yourself you white trash skank!

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

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