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Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

From this point on i plan to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some will be glad. Others should be scared.   lol  funny

Funny ecard: From this point on, I plan to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some will be glad. Others should be scared ;

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ENFP Funny Saying: I'm the kind of person who keeps calm under pressure and freaks out when everything is okay.

Funny Ecard: The stick figure decals on vehicle windows are not pedestrian 'kill scores’ but represent family members? I'll remove mine ASAP to avoid further confusion.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: If I really like you, I'll be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly. If I don't like you, I'll be very polite and pleasant. I think I may have somehow gotten this backwards.

Sometimes I fantasize about a world where I'm in charge, chocolate makes you skinny, and everything is always 75% off. | Confession Ecard

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I fantasize about a world where I'm in charge, chocolate makes you skinny, and everything is always off.

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.

I gotta remember this quote for next time someone's a smartass to me.

For people who come & go when convienent for them

Free, Friendship Ecard: Not too many people like us when we hang out together.but they're just mad they can't be this awesome

Yes I am a cunt... But I'm a charming cunt.

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I may look calm, but in my head, I've punched you in the face 3 times.

Happens too many times

Useless waste of fat flesh.

haha

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!

Absolutely

Fluent in six languages . profanity, music lyrics, movie quotes, sarcasm, sexual innuendos and real talk <<<so true it's not funny!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

That is no lie about ex bm and her fb posting

Just calling to remind you that I know you in real life-haha.I know some people like this :)

That may be YOUR opinion but I've actually used recipe's, cleaning, decorating and event planning tips and ideas. In fact I can say that Pinterest changed my life for the better!

E-card: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life

Truth.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.' --reminds me of someone I used to work with!: E Card, Quotes, Fun

Disney songs are known for their catchy beats, impressive lyrics, and Broadway-style choruses. They're fun to sing alone, but they're even better when sung with your best friends.

The Ultimate Disney BFF Playlist

Disney songs are known for their catchy beats, impressive lyrics, and Broadway-style choruses. Theyre fun to sing alone, but theyre even better when sung with your best friends.