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no matter how hard i try to be nice.someone always manages to find my instant bitch button!

My mother ALWAYS confuses these two! Same with the roommates! ...lulz.

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

Reminds me of my Grampa....who had STICK STRAIGHT hair! But he always jokingly said, "don't you just loooove my naturally curly hair?!"

Girls with curly hair rock! Mine is straight but I love naturally curly hair on girls AND boys.

Working from home has led me to this behavior....

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

Again..... Are you Ready!?

Sometimes you have to flip out and go bat shit crazy to make a point! - Sometimes that's what it takes to get it out of your system, make your voice heard and make your stand!

Hahahah

Funny pictures about I wish I was a bird. Oh, and cool pics about I wish I was a bird. Also, I wish I was a bird.

That might help, lol

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion.

Punch you in the face

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

Absolutely

While you’re talking behind my back, feel free to bend down and kiss my ass. quotes about fake friends talking behind your back

panties!.Uhm...I don't...almost never post anything with "bad" language, but I had to make an exception for this one.  This is...simply awesome...

I'm not only putting on my big girl panties, I'm putting on my bitch bra, my shit kicker boots and my spiked leather belt with the boy toy belt buckle. So don't tell me to "deal with it." I got this covered. This is so Funny had t reprinn

Oooooo...so true!

Why do you have to be nice to people you want to throw a brick at? Just throw the dang brick!

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JESSE JAMES Old West CONFEDERATE OUTLAW Civil War CSA RailRoad Train Bank ROBBER

Why is it called "beauty sleep" when you wake up looking like a troll. Lol so true

( just little things )                                                       198. not being able to finish a sentence because you're laughing so hard about the ending

Story of my Life! I do this, seriously, all the time. The worst part is: when you actually do finish the story and no one else laughs.

My husband would actually look at that page and he would also to store for the ingredients!  #myhusbandrules #1ofakind

Note to husband - your dinner's in the recipe book page And, the ingredients are at the store. (Don't have to tell my husband, he loves cooking.