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Yuuupp!!

Good luck and take care. And by good luck I mean go fuck yourself. And by take care I mean go fuck yourself. I know this is naughty, but it is so funny!

Amen

Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!

And when you come to a fork in the road, well, take it. Because, hey, free fork.

That's way beyond 10!

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.

I can hear your words being misspelled. It makes my ears bleed and my brain hurt.

I can actually hear your words being misspelled while you are speaking to me - Quote - Amen - Pet Peeve -

Just smarter than the average

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!

helloouuu!

Funny Confession Ecard: I found your problem. You're a fucking dumbass.

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Do you?

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you?

True

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: If by 'Let's agree to disagree,' you really mean: 'Let's each continue to think the other person is a fucking idiot,' then, yeah, sure.

My give a damn is busted

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Precisely.

Precisely.

I love it. Meddling people are THE WORST. It's one thing to tell me your business and I respond. It's another for you to go way out of your way to constantly be in my business. That drives me absolutely insane. Not as much as liars and gossipers but close.

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

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