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"A friend will help you up if someone knocks you down. A best friends says Stay down. I got this." Damn right! Don't mess with my BFF's!

This is a real agreement between me and my sister-in-law. I recommend everyone find a coma-moustache buddy.  Now, before it's too late!

This is a real agreement between me and my sister-in-law. I recommend everyone find a coma-moustache buddy. Now, before it's too late!promise me!

Funny Friendship Ecard: You're such a good friend that if we were ever in a sinking boat and there was only one life preserver, I'd miss you and think about you often.

Funny Friendship Ecard: You're such a good friend that if we were ever in a sinking boat and there was only one life preserver, I'd miss you and think about you often. you can swim better after all.

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If I got paid by the the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week. Fuck next week make that tomorrow

Thank you for being my true best friend

Thank you for being my true best friend

Funny Family Ecard: My sister asked where Nicaragua was. I said, 'Central America.' She said, 'Oh so near Kansas?' I see a pole and body glitter in her future.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Every couple goes through shit, but soulmates are the ones who come out of it holding hands and offering to buy each other a beer.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Every couple goes through bad times, but soul mates are the ones who come out of it holding hands and offering to buy each other a beer.This was my dear husband and I for almost 50 years!

Bless me with patience. Not opportunities to be patient, I've had plenty of those and they don't seem to be working. The actual patience. Adams Adams O Yes please the actual patience!

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: People should really stop expecting normal from me. We all know it will never happen!

@Martha R.- whenever someone needs punching in the face, I think of you. lol.

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

We'll have this conversation again after you've changed out of your sassy pants. | Thinking Of You Ecard | someecards.com

Totally gonna start using this. I actually own pants that say sassy pants! They fuel my sass!

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