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Always, its the gentleman thing to do ;

Once in a while, okay. I understand you're happy. But everyday? Come on! SO annoying. No one cares about you cuddling lol. Don't even get me started on girls saying I love you after a month or two of dating and thinking they're going to get married...

I need to profess my desire to punch you in the face.

I didn't change, I grew up. You should try it sometime. This is for two specific people that i know....

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I didn't change, I grew up.

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

Omg! I used to do this lol. So the wrong thing to do but absolutely hilarious to see it written down lol

If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherfucker a reason. My motto.

Every one of them

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: What's really surprising is how I still manage to be surprised when a guy I like turns out to be a giant douchetard.

As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly asshole in a bar.

Funny Friendship Ecard: As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly ass hole in a

I Think My Mom's Gone Crazy

Funny Family Ecard: Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.

give 'em a reason

Getting fucking sick of people hating me when i havent done a thing wrong to them

HA! I know some people that need a lifetime supply! And I thought I was a crazy Bitch.. They take the cake!

Funny Confession Ecard: These pills will make you stop being a crazy bitch. You should take Friend

funny quotes feeling of obligation to drink when it is warm outside

funny quotes feeling of obligation to drink when it is warm outside YEP

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Meant for each other

this is how i feel when i wear my red lipstick

Because I' m addicted to being fancy. thats too funny!

Bahaha

but I fucking hate you. So true.

just saying

just saying

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