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And all the people said, Amen!

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

funny quotes feeling of obligation to drink when it is warm outside

funny quotes feeling of obligation to drink when it is warm outside YEP

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I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

Ah, men.  Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em!

Amazing to think that you were once a helpless little baby, but now you are a giant helpless man. My husband!

cracked me up...just had to re-pin...u all know i don't dress that way...but to each their own :)

It's not a costume if you dress up like a slutty witch for the other 364 days a year.

Bwahaha-- I HAVE to do this!!!

Free, Courtesy Hello Ecard: when your phone rings private answer it "Greg's Sperm Bank. You spank it. We bank it!" I bet they hang up on u!

If Only....rude roommate

True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

This Halloween, I'm going as a Democrat. When the kids come to my door, I'll take half their candy and give it to those too lazy to go trick or treating.

Funny Halloween Ecard: Oh dear! I see you have too much candy. I'm going to take most of yours and give to the kids too lazy to trick or treat themselves.

Princess Ariel on Hoarders. Oh crap, I thought of this while watching The Little Mermaid yesterday.

Imagine if Princess Ariel had her own episode of Hoaders. 'Look at this stuff isn't it neat?' No bitch. You have OCD and this is all trash. Love Ariel, but thought this was too funny to pass up.

I got a little emotional at the end of Toy Story 3.

Funny Movies Ecard: You think Titanic was sad? Try watching the ending of Toy Story

If a woman is bad at parking, its only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.

If a woman is bad at parking, its only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is. I parallel park like a champ!

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