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going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug

However if you are at McDonald's getting a salad is still the safest option, much like getting a hug from a hooker!

Salads from fast food places scare me!

I seriously don't understand why anyone would go to McDonald's and order a salad (many of their salads have more calories than their burgers anyway)

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this is my heart.

OMG it's so true.I also enjoy the people who go to McDonald's and order a Big Mac meal with a diet coke. Makes sense.

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I'm not saying she's a slut, but I'm pretty sure I saw her vagina on Dirty Jobs.
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smelly and dirty jobs-can't reach it to clean it-NASTY BITCH!

a job too dirty for mike rowe

Even made Mike Rowe shudder.

bahaha funniest shit ever

I'm not saying she's a slut, but I'm pretty sure I saw her vagina on Dirty Jobs.

I'm not saying she's a slut, but I'm pretty sure I saw her vagina on Dirty Jobs.
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OMG can you imagine the things that might be said???!!!! ROFL
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Sub for rum, gin, rye, bourbon .

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My motto exactly.

OMG can you imagine the things that might be said???!!!! ROFL

OMG can you imagine the things that might be said???!!!! ROFL
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Funny Workplace Ecard: Sometimes I forget how to spell a word so I change the whole sentence to avoid using it. - ALL...OF...THE...TIME!
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Such a bad speller that even spell check doesn't help.

Sad but true. Even spell check can't figure out my bad spelling.

Do it all the time or open Word to have spell check show me the correct spelling!

so true! And I'm so far off, spell check can't even help me! Must change sentence!

Funny Workplace Ecard: Sometimes I forget how to spell a word so I change the whole sentence to avoid using it. - ALL...OF...THE...TIME!

Funny Workplace Ecard: Sometimes I forget how to spell a word so I change the whole sentence to avoid using it. - ALL...OF...THE...TIME!
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Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I actually give LOTS of fucks. Tons of them. I'm a prostitute of feelings.
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I actually give LOTS of fucks. Tons of them. I'm a Prostitute of feelings ecard

Roundtree Ahhhhhahahaha I love this, it's AWESOME! I am such a prostitute of feelings hahahaha!

prostitute of feelings bahahaha! excuse my bad sense of humor"/

I want a business card tht says Prostitute of Feelings (its a hard job but someones gotta do it)

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I actually give LOTS of fucks. Tons of them. I'm a prostitute of feelings.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I actually give LOTS of fucks. Tons of them. I'm a prostitute of feelings.
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Funny Confession Ecard: instead of cleaning i just watched an episode of hoarders. i didn't realize how fantastic my house really looks.

Funny Confession Ecard: instead of cleaning i just watched an episode of hoarders. i didn't realize how fantastic my house really commercial ads

Ha! if only i could remember to say this to one of my friends when he acts like a dick

ya, I know this guy. I see those penis enlarging pills are working - you're a bigger dick today than you were yesterday

Never piss off someone who bleeds for a week every month and doesn't die.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Never piss off someone who bleeds for a week every month and doesn't die.

LOL!!! How true is this?! I don't wear my pjs out of the house but next time you're in walmart count how many people do haha

I love a good Walmart joke! my biggest pet peeve. for the love of god walmart shoppers put on some real clothes.

Hilarious! This is exactly how I feel: diets are hard!

Layered Peanut Butter Brownies

Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Funny Ecards: homemade with love. In other words, i licked the spoon and kept using it.

Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I didn't text you. Jack Daniels did.

OBAMA AGENDA:  Get as many people as POSSIBLE on the PUBLIC DOLE....so the U.S. economy will COLLAPSE.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

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