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how do you start business, how start business, to start a small business - Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business .lmfao I would love to have a sign so all my neighbors can see it.

Love it!!! LOL LOL LOL

Eric should wear a sign like this when he drinks so when he says awesome, belligerent things there's an explanation ha

How Much Is Seventy Percent Off? (Calculating Percentages in Your Head)


Sweet & Spicy Chili with Cornbread Topping

angels ~ sometimes I think I get a mean wedgie from flying my broom

Women Are Angels. And When Someone Breaks Our Wings, We Simply Continue To Fly On A Broomstick We’re Flexible Like That ~ Clever Quotes

just about every weekend

This is me at the moment.feel paralyzed by the to-do lists facing me at home and work.

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

Irrational fear.

"I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day." Oh my gosh. This is so me. I thought I was the only one!


Whan I at kid, I wanted be older. This shit is not What I expected, unexpected Whan I at kid wanted be older This shit is not What expected

Another one for your People I cant stand Board Mam! LOL!    LOVE IT!!!!   OL.

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

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My mother ALWAYS confuses these two! Same with the roommates! ...lulz.

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

Sympathetic pat.

Some people just need a sympathetic pat.on the head.with a hammer

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Southern women know how to say what comes AFTER "no offense" without saying "no offense" first, so it's more of a surprise. MUCH more fun that way. (This is why I never say no offense)

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Inspirational Quotes: I think this ALL of the time! Top Inspirational Quotes Quote Description I think this ALL of the time!

Ok I will try

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.