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Or I'm really happy, let's go buy shit. Or I'm sad, let's go buy shit.

….seriously…..

For the Hostess with the Mostest – Hostess/Host Gift Ideas

Suga daddy

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Kinda tired of having a 'job' and having to 'go to work' and 'pay bills'. Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.

Thanks for going out of your way to unfriend me on facebook, your passive-agressive way of ending of our friendship really took some balls.

this is exactly why i *don't* unfriend ppl who aren't really friends becaus omg cassie johnson lol e i don't want them thinking i'm being passive-aggressive when really, i just can't stand the "clutter" of people on my friend list that i never talk to!

Life With 4 Boys: Parenting Funnies - Laugh Out Loud Parenting E-cards

You know you're a mom when going shopping at Target by yourself feels like a vacation and going on a family vacation feels like work. Vacations with the kids are so fun, but a lot of work too!

Sunday Social: These Are a Few of My Favorite Things - Paperblog

Sunday Social: These Are a Few of My Favorite Things

Hahahahaha too funny- true for people that wear workout clothes TOO much!

Someecards

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I'm eating my feelings and they taste delicious.

Life isn't a fairytale...

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

don't forget it!!!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I didn't text you. Jack Daniels did.

Funny Confession Ecard: I will never understand decaf coffee or non alcoholic beer.

eh, I kinda get the decaf coffee, but non alcoholic beer.that just defeats the purpose of the beer right?

My heart says cheese dip, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman eat some celery! | Cry For Help Ecard

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: My heart says cheese dip, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman eat some celery!

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and pray for a miracle. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and pray for a miracle.

I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner.

Dinner: I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes, actually. OK, all grapes, Fermented grapes. I'm having WINE for dinner.

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