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Maybe people would stop thinking you're such a bitch if you stopped being such a bitch

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

wish this wasn't true!

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

So me... misspelling everything

I can actually hear your words being misspelled while you are speaking to me - Quote - Amen - Pet Peeve -

Drink - lovely photo

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

I know what the problem is

I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone. (I HATE talking on the phone. But I will drop everything to talk to my husband when he calls.

Putting up with you is like eating pudding with a ford, not impossible but a total pain in the ass. | eCards

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

This is one reason we're friends. We understand each others love for wine. @Lauren McGregor Downs

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

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