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If only the workplace were actually filled with garter belts, stockings, victory rolls, and water coolers full of vodka!

What if...

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.' I never know the words!

If you don't like me, YOU have the problem.

This goes out to all the people who felt compelled to bitch Haters gonna hate.

I always get in trouble for saying what's on everyone's mind.. oh well. Boo hoo.

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact.

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They say, "You are what you eat!" That's funny, I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.

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11 Tips and Truths No One Tells New Moms

True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

Annoying girls who like to drunk text my boyfriend need this

Texting has grown so much over the years. I probably don't answer my phone, nearly three times the amount i text. I LOvE texting, its just so much easier to talk and get everything you need to say out at once.