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This is why we're such good friends!  It's mostly the shenanigans and sarcasm!  Well OK, we hit inappropriateness and alcohol pretty good too!

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. Always the shenanigans.

After years of working with the public, I hafta wonder: Are people really that dumb or am I just that much smarter than everyone else?

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: After years of working with the public, I hafta wonder: Are people really that dumb or am I just that much smarter than everyone else?

This is me, riding my bicycle away from your bullshit. Have I ever told you how much I love condescending and patronizing people?

Today I finally achieved my lifelong dream of winning the same number of Tour de France titles as Lance Armstrong.

HA!  this is me & it's probably why I feel that I have to deal with incompetence everywhere I go (it seems to be only the incompetent are getting jobs these days...)

"People think that I'm quiet because I'm shy, but really I've been silently judging them from afar and determining that they're all fucking retards." Story of my childhood.

Check mate!

Marajuana is legalized and Twinkies go bankrupt all in the same mouth.We played America.

hahahah I seriously fucking love this.

Ecard: You should learn to take a joke as easily as you take a dick, whore.

I worry that I might be ugly. Then I look in the mirror and am delighted to find that I'm fucking gorgeous.

Oh heh.Funny Confession Ecard: I worry that I might be ugly. Then I look in the mirror and am delighted to find that I'm fucking gorgeous.

Hahahhah, I have another one for you. "Look at the nice pedestrians who will wait patiently." Said no USF student ever.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: I am fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, & Sexual Innuendos. Create and send your own custom Flirting ecard.

Really thank you

I wish more people practiced the art of "pretending". My world would be sooo.much better;

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