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Sometimes when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. - only certain people I have to deal with on a daily basis.

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It's true that God gave Southern women sexy accents so men will listen to them . My DAR Mama said, "Thank God for my DARling husband!" (My sweet papa)

My great grandmother taught me this about being a southern belle!

Southern Belle Secrets - I do this all the time at work then hit em with my intelligence. Throws them off every time!

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"If you're a Southern woman the urge to monogram everything you own comes as natural as a Southern man's urge to kill anything with fur or feathers" Lampert Lampert garner

No, you really don't

what bugs me about folks imitating the "south" is when people from the south imitate others from the south.you want to sound more like a hillbilly?it's not funny.

makes me feel like a disney princess

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I like to see how close I can get to wild, woodland animals because it makes me feel like a Disney Princess.

Didn't I see this on an episode of SPN? If not, it will probably be in one next season. LOL

Free, Confession Ecard: Never mess with Southern women. We'll rip your heart out, show it to you, then bake it in a pie.

Haha! I can't tell you how many times I used "sweetie" before telling someone they were doing something wrong!

"Sweetie" is not a true term of endearment, but thinly veiled condescension. I HATE being called sweetie, especially by 20 year old retail girls who don't even know me!

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My southern mama said. If you don't stop that crying, I'll give you something to cry about.My southern mama said. If you don't stop that crying, I'll give you something to cry about.