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Um no, I'd like all this invisible shit too. Um no, I'd like all this invisible shit too. Um no, I'd like all this invisible shit too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Ladies-that awkward moment when you realize that sitting on that nasty toilet was a better alternative than the piss trail left on your leg.

Hahaha!

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Why do people say they're having a tuna-fish sandwich? No one ever says they're having a chicken-bird sandwich.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

'I'd like a Diet Coke please.' 'Is Diet Pepsi okay?' 'Is Monoply money okay?' Dont mess with my Diet Coke

Yep...

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

Busted can of biscuits

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Oh honey, you have gone beyond muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits.

Jehovah’s witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween….I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

so funny! I went into a store and seriously asked the girl if they had shorts where my vagina did not hang out :) the lady laughed and said "I totally know what you mean"

Free and Funny News Ecard: I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

I have done this!

Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I'm gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.

You drink too much, swear too much, and have questionable morals...you're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

Putting up with you is like eating pudding with a ford, not impossible but a total pain in the ass. | eCards

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

Hilarious

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.