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Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mourh.

Set An Example! - RunHaven

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Its not that diabetes, heart disease and obesity runs in your family. Its that no one runs in your family.

Omg that's what my ex does to me and my current gf and then tries to make her shit look just like my girls page! Ficking stalking whore!!!

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: "I just love the self-clean function of my house. All I have to do is push a button and the housework is done!

I wish I was as thin as my patience. | Snarkecards

This is how I feel a lot of days!

I'm sure whatever you have to say can wait until you're smarter.

We'll be waiting forever cuz bitch you Are dumb

My thoughts exactly! I hate this saying, yet so many people say it!!!!!

It happened for a reason



you can only say 'WTF' so many times a day until you just decide to start drinking

funny quotes you can only say wtf so many times before you have to start drinking


Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didnt you say so? Theres a support group for that. Its called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. funny

i don't hate my job. but i suppose the support group wouldn't hurt any.

But seriously though. Someone needs to film this shit. Or I can just write my memoir.

Best Friend Memories: Funny Friendship Ecard: We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who dont get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.

I silently mouth the words “what the fuck?”

I silently mouth the words “what the fuck?” at least 20 times a day

And don't you forget it! LOL

for all you crazies!

Monday Dare: This one may kill me. Nice knowing you. http://www.flourishinprogress.com/2011/11/monday-dare-this-one-may-kill-me-nice.html

Ecards are too funny.

You're the kind of girl that a guy should show off. For show and tell. In a psychology class. Crazy bitch.

Yep, you are fucking batshit insane;