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The true definition of winter!

That’s a long three months.

Meme definition sign reads: Winter (noun): the three month break between a woman and her razor. I thought the break between a woman and her razor was her wedding day till her death bed.

Wow this is me

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I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

I Do Know Crazy

I don't know karate but I do know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. Funny Quotes Of The Week – 35 Pics i know karate AND crazy


bread won´t make you fat. There are a lot of nice "boys". You don´t need more hours (even it would be nice) but prioritze to what you spent your time.

oh my gosh. probably truer then i should be willing to admit. :)

This is me. I feel guilty about it so I water our grass. I'm cleaning out my car in case anyone needs 27 half empty bottles of water

Love it!!! LOL LOL LOL

Eric should wear a sign like this when he drinks so when he says awesome, belligerent things there's an explanation ha

would be funnier if without hesitation got an answer . . . that would be the creation of a new freindship

I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

My mother ALWAYS confuses these two! Same with the roommates! ...lulz.

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining


Bacon [noun] The main reason you are not a vegetarian. No, the ONLY reason I'm not a vegetarian.

Oh, my husband is going to get a kick outta this! He always says I should work for the FBI. I think motherhood & marriage heighten your senses and you are constantly on guard. Like a mother bear ;).

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.ain't that the dang truth!

Ha ha! So, I guess this answers my own question a few posts ago about whether it is cool to comment your own post! I'm high fiving myself...

this isnt funny the thought of someone high fiving themself energetically! is super funny

Living well on less-saving money on your cell phone-why a pre-paid plan works for us

aint that the truth! oh and id like to afford a new coach purse like the one she just pulled her food stamps out of