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Hahaha, this is me. I really need to stop jumping to the worst conclusions all the time. Until then, I'll just call it a superpower and put on a cape.

OMG how true!! @brookshayes...u know it's the Fireball and now u know why I don't like Jagerbombs!

If alcohol labels told the truth.

Funny pictures about Honest Alcohol Labels. Oh, and cool pics about Honest Alcohol Labels. Also, Honest Alcohol Labels photos.

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

Now this is exactly how Future Progression feels like. Half dreaming and half awake.

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

I'm 2 months behind in my couch to 5k plan. I'd like to say it was the month long stomach flu, but I've been healthy for a while now.

Funny, but true. Maybe next spring? Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring.

If his cleaning lady knew that I understand Spanish.....she wouldn't converse so openly on her cell. "The young, skinny one is very pretty and pleasant. But she has too many clothes." He-Larry-Us!!!

Large selection of Funny Tin Signs and Sayings ready to hang for fun wall decor for ideas for home or business. Add to your room a few funny tin signs or classic saying with a retro look.

Slap & run folks, just slap & run ;) If you want to k=carry on seeing your favorite Aunty in your newsfeed, don't forget to share & LIKE ♥

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i work in pjs. exercise in pjs, hang out in pjs. LIVE in pjs.

You get what you get by Artist Rebecca Peragine Wood Sign

You get what you get by Artist Rebecca Peragine Wood Sign

The kids' preschool teacher used this quote all the time, and I

Lol

I wear a lovely shade daily. Most of the time it's not bitch though.

so true

Don't yell at your kids- lean in real close and whisper- its much scarier ……. It really works. Mine hates the look. "Don't look at me like that mommy" works every time and I don't say a word.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

Common Sense is so rare these days, it should be Classified as a Super Power.

I have this super power. I knew I was a super hero. " Common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power.

Raymond Reddington (James Spader) - The Blacklist - I love this so much. I've saved this showed and I have watched this scene over and over again. Love James Spader!!!

Raymond "Red" Reddington (James Spader) - The Blacklist -Love James Spader!

Telecommuters everywhere worry that they no longer have all that extra time, forced to sit and wait in line with all the other cars that allowed them to get all their phone calls in. Instead, they are forced to actually visit their loved ones in person and spend time talking face to face.     Skip the traffic...telecommute with the virtual office tools that make working from home just as productive as being "in office."

Bonus if your phone partner is driving as well! Mom is my driving phone call always!

:)

Sometimes your Knight in Shining Armor is just a Retard in Tin Foil. Sad, but true.

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